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Whether you’re studying, sleeping, or staring at an iPhone screen, you’re probably spending a lot time in your bedroom. So you might as well make it as aesthetically pleasing as you can, because no one understands the importance of aesthetics better than teenagers. I know this because I’ve been talking to teenagers (and following them on Instagram) my entire career. With that in mind, I scoured Amazon for Christmas lights, window boxes, and other cool decor suitable for a high school Netflix series (or, more realistically, a TikTok backdrop). Best of all, it can all be bought on a babysitter’s (or, more realistically, Depop seller’s) budget.

More understated than your standard green-wire Christmas lights, this bendable LED string emits a subtle glow — and happens to be fireproof thanks to the sealed copper wires. Hang it from your ceiling or turn it into a photo wall (but note: photo clips are sold separately).

The only thing happier than a live plant is a live plant in a porcelain llama pot. Go for a tiny cactus; not only is it easy to grow, but this ultra-sweet planter begs for something with a little attitude.

Can’t keep a plant alive to save your life? This ceramic cactus ring holder is a nice compromise.

Nothing elevates a prep routine like a Hollywood-inspired light up mirror… even if you’re just getting ready for 8am at home.

Showcase your scrunchie stash — and keep it organized — with this clever hair band holder. (And if your collection is still in progress, may we refer you to this deal of 60 scrunchies for $6?)

This collapsible cotton laundry basket has many subtle whimsical patterns, such as a paper airplane motif, but also some less subtle ones (yes, that’s a dabbing unicorn).

This little table does it all, as the 1137 rave reviews confirm. Set up your laptop, pull out a paper, and treat yourself to a Netflix marathon—all without getting out of bed. (You can also take it camping or to the beach when school is not in class.)

If you can’t get a dog, this cuddly Shar-Pei pillow will keep you warm at night.

There’s no shortage of neon signs on Amazon (and beyond), but we have a fondness for this pink rose. It kinda looks like a tattoo, and it feels a little cooler than the ubiquitous “Good Vibes Only” sign that lights up many a shop window. If flowers aren’t your thing, there’s a really fun Popsicle version too.

These rose gold trays are almost too pretty to relegate to your bathroom. sure you could use them to store makeup pads and cotton balls, but we think they’d also be great on a desk for craft supplies, school supplies, and other things that can’t be found anywhere.

Whether you’re stocking it with skincare, snacks, or seltzer, this little fridge is surprisingly useful (and even if it wasn’t, it’d still be mind-bogglingly cute).

Mount this jewelry holder right by the door – the mirror is perfect for last minute touch-ups, and you’ll never forget to grab your favorite necklace.

This is the easiest way to hang a poster, and since it only uses magnets, you can swap out the art (in literal seconds!) whenever you need a change.

This all-rounder is a digital alarm clock, Bluetooth speaker, desk lamp and night light. The colors change according to volume and rhythm, a bit like a 2020 version of a lava lamp.

You’ve seen this rug (or variations of it) all over your Instagram feed, and for good reason: it’s colorful, comfortable and extreme Forgiving when it comes to spills and stains.

Think of it as a more refined, less lumpy bean bag.

A nice catch for your AirPods, keys, ChapStick and anything else you don’t want to forget when you run out the door.

If paint is banned, either by parents or RAs spoiling the fun, vinyl decals will stick your walls with no lasting effects. Most adhesive decorations lean baby room, but these lashes are perfectly Pop Art.

You can never have too many wall hooks (especially if they double as decoration). These are particularly attractive because they are adhesive yet sturdy.

What could be better than an essential oil diffuser? An essential oil diffuser in the shape of a pig spraying steam from its nose.
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